You’re never too old for a piñata


Believe it or not, there’s more to celebrating Cinco de Mayo than tequila and nachos. To turn up the decibels on fun, you can’t do much better than a piñata. No, I’m not talking about the kiddie kind stuffed with candy bars (unless you’re still into eating that). Depending on what you put inside, you and your bros are never too old for a piñata.

Of course, if it’s that kind of party, you can always fill your piñata with condoms, lubes, and various adult toys, but if not, there are plenty of G-rated items you can use instead:

  • Lottery tickets (the scratch-off kind is best)
  • Gift cards
  • Plastic bottles of booze (like the airlines use)
  • Bottle openers – you can never have too many
  • Car fresheners
  • Decks of cards

Just remember that adults, even when drunk, will hit a piñata a lot harder than kids will, so make sure that whatever you stuff it with is either unbreakable or wrapped in some good padding.

Have fun!

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