Hey bros,
We’ve talked before about things we can do with our cell phones, such as gym selfies, but there are some other unwritten rules that will help you guys make the most of your mobiles.
- It’s still a phone: Talk on it.
As social creatures, we humans rely heavily on speaking to others. Maybe you can get away with using only text messaging if you’re Sherlock Holmes, but hopefully you’re trying to be more approachable than that. Of course, in a lockdown or shelter-in-place situation, the need to talk to more than just the people you live with is even greater. - Google is a search engine, not an answer engine.
Having access to Google from your phone is almost miraculous, but don’t fall into the trap of thinking you are now knowledgeable about topic X because you just Googled it. After all, you can Google the most ridiculous concept and get back tens of thousands of pages written by people who believe that very thing. So Google is not a replacement for research, even if it’s a good place to begin research. - Have some class: DON’T send dick pics!
Our horny impulses aside, there are some very logical reasons not to go this route. First, the penis is simply not an attractive part of the human anatomy, regardless of your gender or sexual preference. This makes sense, because the penis is meant to be inserted into things, rather than waved around like a peacock’s tail feathers. Second, when you send a photo to someone, it becomes theirs to do with as they wish. You wouldn’t want someone with photoshop skills to make it look like a lost kitten and post it on Instagram. Especially not if that picture goes viral. - Get seekBromance any way you want it!
Our website has been retooled recently to make it friendlier to cell phone browsers. If the laptop isn’t convenient, download your favorite browser app and go for it! In addition, we’ve got apps for Android and iPhone that interface with the membership site.
Happy bromancing!
Later,
-The Blog Dude
